Bat Facts
Earnest but intentionally unhelpful information about bats.
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Fact #1
Bats use echolocation to navigate and find food.
Fact #2
Bats hang upside down when roosting.
Fact #3
Bats are flying mammals.
Fact #4
Most bats eat insects like moths and beetles.
Fact #5
Bats often live together in colonies.
Fact #6
Bat guano is used as fertilizer due to its nutrient content.
Fact #7
Contrary to myth, bats can see quite well.
Fact #8
Bats can carry rabies, so avoid handling wild bats.
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Reminder: Real bat work doesn't require a utility belt. Just echolocation and community support.
All facts are presented in good faith with varying levels of certainty.
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