Donate Guano
This keeps the cave lights off and the bats on. Community-funded. No corporate sponsors. No cape money.
Single Pellet
$5
A small but meaningful contribution to the guano economy
- 🦇Warm feeling of supporting real bats
- 🦇Knowledge that your pellet matters
- 🦇One digital "thank you" chirp
Respectable Pile
$20
A substantial pile that shows commitment
- 🦇All Single Pellet benefits
- 🦇Recognition in the cave whispers
- 🦇Exclusive "Guano Contributor" badge
- 🦇Advance notice of colony events
Cathedral of Guano
$100
An architectural marvel of support
- 🦇All Respectable Pile benefits
- 🦇Your name in the Cave of Honor
- 🦇Lifetime "Guano Architect" status
- 🦇Personal thank-you from a community moderator
- 🦇Priority access to new bat facts
Custom Amount
Where Does This Go?
- • Server costs (keeping the cave online)
- • Community moderation
- • Bat fact research and verification
- • ASCII art development
- • Anti-cape surveillance operations
The Guano Economy
Guano is a renewable resource. By contributing to the guano economy, you're participating in the circular, sustainable model that bats have perfected over millions of years.
No billionaires. No capes. Just mutual aid.
This is a simulated donation system. No real payments are processed.
Independent from Big Bat and their anti-bat agenda.