Microchirps

140-character bat microblog. Filter by sonar level and drama quotient.

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batfan2024

2h ago

Low Drama

Just learned that some bats can eat half their body weight in insects every night. The efficiency is remarkable.

echolocation_expert

5h ago

High Sonar

New paper on frequency modulation in horseshoe bats. The adaptive signal processing is next-level engineering.

guano_economist

8h ago

Low Drama

The circular economy of a bat colony is a masterclass in sustainable resource management. No waste, all value.

poser_watch_official

12h ago

Anti-Cape

Reminder: Real bat work requires no costume budget. If you see cape-based bat appropriation, report it.